Person 1: "Man, Peter is such an assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt.
Person 2: "Amen"
Person 2: "Amen"
by Ballmanhood November 10, 2020
Get the assbitch licking cocksucking assbackwards piece of fucking ballpoking asscunt mug.(n.)1. a pouch or satchel worn directly on or above the ass.
2. a globular body of fat in the region directly on or above the ass.
3. douchebag
4. a narcotic filled plastic sac inserted in one's rectum (usually to smuggle drugs across the border )
(v.) 5. to stuff one's ass with an object or body part.
2. a globular body of fat in the region directly on or above the ass.
3. douchebag
4. a narcotic filled plastic sac inserted in one's rectum (usually to smuggle drugs across the border )
(v.) 5. to stuff one's ass with an object or body part.
1. I put my wallet in my asspack.
2. Yo that bitch is workin' an asspack right nah.
3. Hey, Rick, stop being an asspack.
4. The po busted ma asspack.
5. Donald asspacked James with fudge.
2. Yo that bitch is workin' an asspack right nah.
3. Hey, Rick, stop being an asspack.
4. The po busted ma asspack.
5. Donald asspacked James with fudge.
by beatnikchik January 30, 2009
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A term most commonly used in technology fields which describes the process of overcoming technological challenges by using spontaneous, irrational, and otherwise ignorant solutions that will most likely lead to much bigger problems in the future.
The email server went down again because the last systems guy that worked on it asshacked the configuration.
by aksival July 24, 2007
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Get the assjacket mug.Noun. 1. When a kilt-wearing steampunk needs to take a piss, and some candy-coated dandy lectures them about their historical inaccuracy. This is usually punctuated by tea-bagging their face . . . usually with a lifted kilt and facial rebuttal.
2. The very tendency of said candy-coated dandy, who is lecturing on historical authenticity, because they have an ENTIRE Kraken shoved right up their under-carriage. See rumbletaint for more.
2. The very tendency of said candy-coated dandy, who is lecturing on historical authenticity, because they have an ENTIRE Kraken shoved right up their under-carriage. See rumbletaint for more.
Good LORD that damn pair . . . the one with the face? He has SERIOUS case of ASSMCKRAKEN!!!
Did you see that pompous ass? After he critiqued my buttons I gave him a SERIOUS ASSMCKRAKEN!!!
Did you see that pompous ass? After he critiqued my buttons I gave him a SERIOUS ASSMCKRAKEN!!!
by ACountNamedSlick-Brass November 28, 2010
Get the assmckraken mug.Homosexual male. Some synonyms are gaylord, fudgepacker, bum pirate, ... basically a super gay dude who has anal sex with another cakeboy.
Jeff, you are such an old 'effin asspacker.
Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!
Barry, why are you and Jeff such flaming asspackers? Stop having man on man sex together everyday!
by FraserFras May 20, 2005
Get the asspacker mug.When a person delightfully sticks their bare-ass in the receiver's face to accomplish the goal of shooting a noxious substance, thus containing the situation without using pepper-spray.
Andy felt like he would be raped by this man, so since his pants were already down and he was bent over, he used assmace to subdue the pervert.
by ψThrash Till Deathψ July 16, 2009
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