asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

Assmaster

The person who owns your ass.

Jake says to margie, "Hey you're a bitch!"

Margie says back, "Go report back to your assmaster!"

by Alli-BABA July 3, 2010

assmaster

One who is a master of ass.

Man, he has been dating so many women this year that assmaster!

by ClueMonster January 7, 2003

Asshattery

Asshattery is when somebody is being an asshat and subjecting you to the effects of their condition. Also, something that an asshat would do.

What asshattery is this?
Please don't subject me to your asshattery.
I'm engaging in asshattery.

by Petunia April 19, 2006

Asshatery

A state created by an asshat. Used grammatically in the way you would use "disarray".

Joe: Hey, did you have that one guy fix your car?

Jane: Yeah, now its full of asshatery.

by coolkidiscool August 27, 2009

asshattery

a place where asshats are created, incubated, or otherwise come into being

just snuck out of the asshattery, didn't ya?

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Assmaster

A gay man who loves to take cock up the caboose, or someone who is a homosexual and loves to jam his penis into another gay guy's anus. A really sick bastard.

Hey assmaster! Get off of that guy!

by Ryan J. July 27, 2005