answers-addicted-asshole

Someone who is addicted to spending their whole life on yahoo answers. They have no life - making it weird as they think they can improve other peoples...

Mary is a real answers-addicted-asshole

by The Hex December 25, 2008

self assisted euthanasia

1. Refers to suicide , used when you want to say the word less direct.


Add more to this... i can't think of anything else...

1. He just did a self assisted euthanasia

by akimbomidget December 13, 2004

assfisted suicide

the act of fisting one's self to the point of expiration.

No one has committed assfisted suicide yet.

by The Real Boyardee February 23, 2010

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

Gas Assisted Poop

A poop that is launch using intestinal gasses as a propellant. The expanding gas in the lower intestinal chamber pushes against the turd, thereby making the pooper work less to force it out. Also referred to as a G.A.P.

"Dammit, I've got a job interview in 10 minutes, and I need to take a dump. It had better be a gas assisted poop!!"

"How does John manage to take big dumps after the surgery to fix his hernia?"
"Oh, he usually eats foods high in fiber, so he always gets G.A.P.s, it makes it much easier on him."

by blobular August 19, 2011

assisted

Retarded, Stupid

My teammates are the most assisted motherfuckers I've ever seen.

by Ulost July 26, 2016

Appdicted

those that are way too consumed with applications on social networks (myspace, facebook) to rejoin the real world.

gurl: "have you seen J?"

guy: "nah, though he keeps sending me invites to his mafia every day!"

gurl: "we need to do an intervention, he's so appdicted!"

by kristiakakiki August 29, 2010