asstaculer

1. horrible 2. like ass 3. see asstastic

Dude, that cafeteria food is asstaculer.

by assface February 14, 2003

Asscracked

When your walking down the street and a chick with a nice ass walks by you and you turn around so fast you snap your neck getting a good look at her ass

Jimmy "hey did you see that hot lady yesterday"

Fred "yeah I got Asscracked looking at that girl"

by The3RDdimension July 3, 2014

Assheckler

Someone who is really into anything anal related and refuses to stop heckling his/her partner for unfettered access to the backdoor.

Dick: "Come on, girl just let me have a piece of that sweet ass--it's so perfect!!"
Jane: "Don't touch my booty, it's not the thing to do."
Dick: "Just let me get in there a little bit, girl. We can go slow."
Jane: "Back off, you damned Assheckler!!!"

by El Dollar March 29, 2015

asscracker

A black male wanting attention to his ass from a White man.

Damn that nigger is a asscracker.

by Codtank123 October 5, 2016

asschicklet

Acting like an ass but in a funny way

Hey this is serious situation don't be an asschicklet

by Keebs15 May 21, 2016

asscrackgervitis

When someone has multiple asscracks.

Person 1: yo did you hear about bob?

Person2: no, what happened?

Person1: apparently he has asscrackgervitis!
Person2: ew dude!

by Flobro28 November 15, 2018

Asscake

Dumbass

Homie stop being a asscake and pass me the joint.

by Microwaveeeee July 1, 2020