JFK Assassination
JFK Assassination by The Slinger November 12, 2016
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Assassination Attempt
When you dont trust a suspicious fart, and are able to make it to a bathroom and not shit your pants.
Assassination Attempt by Techpony September 3, 2012
Anal Assassinator
When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.
Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.
Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.
Anal Assassinator by The Mokey October 17, 2016
Ass assassinate
Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.
Boy A: What happened?
Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
Ass assassinate by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
Assassinate
"What the hell, I shot someone in the chest with a sniper rifle and he didn't die, and by the time I could shoot him again someone assassinated me."
Assassinate by Tremblay October 20, 2008
assassination coordinates
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service
assassination coordinates by User295034709563 December 15, 2022
Random Verbal Assassination
When two people are arguing, and out of the blue, a random person walks by and agrees with one person, and makes the other person feel like an idiot so that they stop talking about the subject entirely.
I was arguing with Jason the other day, and some jerk walks by and out of the blue, performs a random verbal assassination on me and makes me feel like a complete f**ktard
Random Verbal Assassination by ExtremeTacos November 6, 2010