by alice in wonderland February 11, 2006
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My third cousin nearly died of anal asphyxiation today, when he asked a large woman when she was due. She unfortunately for my cousin was just overly plump.
by KyleJ April 19, 2006
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Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014
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Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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