ascension headache

the headache one experiences in specific relation to becoming an ascended being or awakened soul- perhaps not unlike those in stargate

"i'm feeling another ascension headache coming on... EXCELLENT! i'll be doing fly-overs in no time!!"

"i wonder how many ascension headaches baby jebus had before he could fly?!"

by mandalyn von seldeneck March 8, 2012

Jaspersion

An unrivaled and detailed depiction of future events to occur in ones life as foretold by the great and powerful knower of all things

She told me how I would fall in love and it happened exactly as she predicted, what a jaspersion!!!

by Peters Dragin November 21, 2019

aperion

definition of a Male/Man and is used in the term as a new gender identification.
(Another word for Male)

Whats your gender? Oh I'm a/an aperion!

by Dayg0619 February 11, 2023

blueball aversion

When you masturbate right before the pain of a blueball kicks in, therefore averting the potential discomfort.

My girlfriend left right after she did a nice strip tease last night, so I quickly did a blueball aversion right after she left.

by Cosmictide February 28, 2009

Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension

A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.

The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.

by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010

Aversion to faith

Adj.

used to describe an individual who is atheistic, only in a more politically correct way.

Chloe: I don't believe in God. I have an aversion to faith.

Daniel: Dude, that sounds so PC

Chloe: Yeah, totally removes the negative connotation held by that prefix a-

by Brazen_Faith February 21, 2011

Ascension

(verb) The act of laying on concrete and getting a massive boner, Then proceeding to chase people spinning like a beyblade.

Last night I had an ascension, but got kicked out of the elementary school soon after I started.

by dongerMcWonger January 29, 2020