by th3 h4ck August 5, 2024
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From both a man; to full universal beyond the-nature of reason-being "god-like", solely always within origin...!. - The-Ark "Michael Joseph Ornelas" born 10/08/1986 Noho, ca.....
Ark come through On the-true side make you weirdo's run and hide ain't no where but that suicide left me swimming in a pool of my enemies blood every move she make riding on me like a slip and slide I made aside!!!!!
by Arkvoid October 19, 2025
Get the Ark mug.The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"
by Creamers with the Breathers November 22, 2019
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Ark Music Factory is an evil, pedophilic company that thinks it's okay to exploit teenagers and turn them into corporate money-making machines. Yeah, they make Warner Music Group and VEVO look like the angels of record labels.
by TheReshiram April 2, 2011
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Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.
Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.
by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020
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When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
When you wake up scream "growing together reaching higher" no matter what happening or your not going to be a MEMBER OF ARK BOULTON FAMILY.
Then you will scream "why is it important that we achieve" we attend so we an achieve(suffer)"
After you scream that you scream " class of 2019,2020,2021 etc
And then next experience yourself getting lectured by your teacher for not screaming it loudly and then if you look around YOU ARE NO LONGER A PART OF THE ARK BOULTON FAMILY😂
Person 1: Eww is that ark boulton academy
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
Person2: as you can see it is student waking around with vibrant yellow stripes looking like poor bumblebee
Person1:ewww Astagfirullah 🤢
Person 2: trust me i know i can see the yellow stripes from miles away. ~raziaa
by Rani 😂❣ December 14, 2018
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