Amentist

A person of severe congenital mental disability.

Teo is trying to help the guy but he's such a fucking amentist that he can't follow simple instructions.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia

You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Agent Finn

(n / adv) A (presumed fictional) independent opperative of legendary standing regarded for the ability to disappear and reappear in socio-tactical (frequently entheogenic) situations leaving no trace save cosmological contrails. Used to describe someone displaying these qualities.

"Where is Jimmy...he was just here?"

"He must have pulled an Agent Finn and gone for some pizza."

by Mike Bishop January 28, 2007

FBI Agent

People who can look like 7 other people in 5 minutes and have 18 different passports with 35 different names.

Work for the part of government who thinks they are the smart ass and center of the world. People usually have a love-hate relationship with them, in the sense that you get amazed by the jobs they do but also hate their snobby know-it-all attitude. In movies they are the people who flash a wallet and roar "FBI!" as they chase after terrorists with legit looking guns.

Favorite phrase is "that information is classified." This phrase is also the reason why people think they are snobby know-it-alls.

Person 1: Who wear sunglasses on a rainy day looking like they are going to the concert in that suit?
Person 2: Some kind of FBI Agent...

by tyrekesage May 26, 2010

things that sound dirty but aren't

swiffer
pianist
tortellini
kumquat
monkey wrench
manhole
condiment
masticate
sextuplet
woodcock
job site

he masticated his tortellini near his manhole, and then swiffered the whole job site clean.

by JenThe80'sFan June 1, 2004

Chaos Agent

A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.

Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.

by Starquti September 5, 2020

Agent Mo

A cocky and Arrogant gamer, who heavily plays Killzone 2 and Uncharted 2 thinking he is immense when really he is an ego-maniac turd, with a high-pitched voice.

The Phrase 'Agent Mo' is used when referring to people who think they are good are something when really they are not.

Trenton: Oh lord. Look at Gertrude over there. He thinks he is so good but he sucks turd.

Josh: Yeah, he is pulling an Agent Mo.

by Artirtico August 3, 2010