Applecore

A person who thinks Apple is the creme de la creme when it comes to computers, software, and personal electronics. Most do not, in fact, know anything about any of those, but will nonetheless insist that Apple products are always superior with the fervor of a Fundamentalist protesting a pride parade.

See also: applefag, appletard, iTard, applectomy

OP: Why should I care about the iPad, exactly? It has much lower specs than tablet PCs in the same price range, it can't be used for gaming or drawing, and it's just a big iPhone minus the ability to take pictures or make calls.
First: Inb4 Applecores.
Second: OP is an idiot. The iPad is the most amazing thing ever...(tl;dr)

by Robian April 17, 2010

applecore

what to call yourself when others proudly proclaim that they are... (insertwordhere)core

Those kids are so xxxXXhardX///coreXxxxx. I`m just applecore.

by Arianna Thenice January 9, 2006

appleCORE

A genre of clothing, emotiona, and music mix. Similar to Harcore, and emo. But ... like apples. They're hard and soft, or sweet, and bitter..., but we're true to the bone.

Soft and sweet, or hard and bitter, we're true to the core, we're appleCORE!

by Lixxy December 3, 2005

applegoogoo

a wide if not apple shaped female ass.

damn get a look at the applegoogoo on that Slambot.

by Slambot-Liquorhed January 2, 2011

applecore

Something Bryan and Rick (see: Tdog/T-Money/Tito) made up.

Bryan: Dude have you heard of Appleseed Cast?
Tito: Nah, what is that shit, Applecore?
Bryan: HAHAHAAH, u fuckin man!!
Tito: .....

by Tito May 3, 2003

Appleocal

Someone who talks through an apple whether it be with an apple in their mouth, microphone powered by an apple or (exceptions have been made for) someone who is talking to an apple (appleocalist) see Appleocalism as a religious movement.

Pompously "Well, I must say you do taste quite ripe! Even if I am a little Appleocal." with any thing from a lisp to an incappobility of pronouncing 'R's (Rhondicism<Fact<)

by Hashnooroxybox July 18, 2009

Appleocalist

Someone who obsessivley talks to apples and has a conversation lasting at least 3.18 minutes (why 3.18? because when added up it equals 12) Appleocalists are a spinoff of the discrete religion Applelocalism lasting 32 minutes (why 32? because eerrm YEAH!) In Deal Kent in the UK.

"Dood, Did yuu know Barry was a... You know."
"What? You mean an Appleocalist?"
"Yeah"
"Yeah"
"oh"

by Hashnooroxybox July 18, 2009