Apperated

To appear before someone via means of teleportaion

Doc. Brown apperated before Marty McFly in his time-traveling DeLorean

The ghost apperated before them all, begging for revenge

The man had apperated from a parallel universe

by Mr.Reebo November 10, 2011

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

by Force434 November 5, 2006

apparatus

thingy

"haha, you're going to help him test his APPARATUS!"

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

apparatchik

An unquestioningly loyal female subordinate in the Democratic Party.

Susan McDougal and Monica Lewinsky were apparatchiks, one went down for a crime the other went down.

by harry flashman July 19, 2003

apparatchik

A female syncophant.

Polly repeats everything the boss says trying to suck up...she's apparatchik.

by nilpferd August 7, 2003

Man Apparatus

Any device used as a whole to do something manly and productive such as a penis or a bong.

"I'm thinking you should touch my man apparatus."

by FloggingMutton June 13, 2009

Deep impact man- jam apparatus

Male sexual reproductive organ

repeated insertion of the Deep impact man- jam apparatus may cause pregnancy and or enjoyment

by BigDaddy376 March 11, 2011