Arik Ancelin

One of the very best up-and-coming rappers to ever grace this horrid earth. Once thought to be Jesus Christ reborn, Arki Ancelin is a very lyrical autist and looks very handsome, lord have mercy on the people who have to go against this god.

Bro: Bro have you heard Arik Ancelin's new song Diamond in the Rough???
Other Bro: Nah Bro, how is it?
Bro: Bro that shit tight, got me emotional
Other Bro *Listens to Diamond in the Rough :By Arik Ancelin
Other Bro: Damn that be hittin different this guy a autist.

by TheSimpofSimpsons July 14, 2021

Ancel

Often referred to as the perfect guy to date. Ancels are the type of guys who are loving and caring with compassion and sympathy for the weak and needy. They are the type of guys that girls cannot take their eyes off nor take their mind off. Ancels tend to excel at both their academics and sports. They are beyond funny and talks to almost everybody

Girl 1: Omg my boyfriend is an Ancel!
Girl 2: OMG no way! ancels are so impossible to find i wish i had one of those :(

by awesomeman134234 January 3, 2012

ur ancestors incestors

"ur ancestors incestors" is a forgotten insult burried deep in time. It was first used in the 1900s when a young lad was searching for a comeback from the dreaded "ur granny tranny". This insult is so dangerous that the government had to hide this insult. It breaks through the fabric of time and space itself, but as F.B.I. agents were shocked at Donald J. Trump's loli porn collection they were careless and had accidentally exposed the insult in the form of a meme.

Josh: Jay, ur granny tranny.
Jay: Pathetic. ur ancestors incestors
*Jay made Josh cease to exist, the fabric of reality broke down, even if only for a moment.*

by thisistotallynotrev April 13, 2018

Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

pre-ancee

A person who intends to get engaged in the future. A person is a pre-ancee if he or she has discussed getting married with their partner and they both agree that it will happen someday - but there has not been an official proposal yet.

"My girlfriend wants me to propose, and I will probably do it sometime in the next couple months, so I guess that makes her my pre-ancee."

by Paul NYC January 22, 2008

9 ancestral tenets

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

by UltraFitness January 16, 2023

ur ancestors incestors

This is the by far WORST insult that can ever be used. Nothing will ever be able to top this insult, as soon as it is said life as we know it will cease to exist.

Johnny- "ur mom gay"
Fred-"ur dad lesbian"
Johnny-"ur sister a mister"
Fred"ur bro homo"
Johnny-"ur granny tranny"
Fred-"That;s it, ur ancestors incestors"

The universe implodes as everything that exist is destroyed. All you can hear is the screams of every single person being tortured in hell as everything comes to an end with one final explosion.

by SomeBigDickNigga April 12, 2018