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Amazonia

Condition in which women are covered in so much hair that they resemble an Amazon womSymptoms of Amazonia are the uncontrollable growth of hair on all parts of the body, becoming overbearing bitches, and becoming slightly ugly.
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by pofato January 9, 2011
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Amazonian Rain Forest

Densely overgrown pubic bush that is impenetrable and exudes extreme humidity. May harbour unusual or exotic flora and fauna. May be found in some lesbian communities, Appalachian hillbillies, Russian shotputters,female Sasquatch, adrenogenital syndrome and bearded dwarves.
"Hey Chuck how did you go with that Sasquatch last night"
"Real bad. I got stuck in her Amazonian Rain Forest for 12 hours and had to do the angry lawnmower to get out"
by argusm June 8, 2007
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Amazombie

A person who belongs to Amazon Prime and places orders without really thinking it through.
My daughter-in-law is an Amazombie. On some days, she receives 10 or 12 separate shipments through Amazon Prime.
by Bambi Bonay July 27, 2016
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amazoning

Amazoning, working hard, having fun and making history at the same time.
Jeff had an amazoning day , he'd been productive and had fun at the same time as he made history.
by Peter Geddes August 24, 2021
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Amazonian Boogle Toad

A species of amphibian only found in the lower parts of the Amazon jungle.
These toads can grow up to 3 feet in length and weigh up to 150kgs.
They have lasers for eyes, and also have a powerful special attack called 'stink-bomb' which emintates from a sac near their butt-cheeks.
They have only one arch-enemy, called the mullet - which can repel their laser-eyes with their anti-laser scales.
The native Amazonians will sometimes use them as furniture as they make excellent coffee tables.
OMG!!!1!! ...an Amazonian Boogle Toad just ate that horse!
by Thai sun October 16, 2007
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Amazonicade

When amazon takes so long to deliver your DVDs/books that it feel like a decade since you ordered them.
Sara:Hey, have you're friends DVDs arrived yet?
Meagan: No, this amazonukkah is turing into an amazonicade!
by semara2003 January 5, 2010
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amazonian plug

When a tall woman, over 6’0, overpowers a man with complete dominance, rendering him speechless that he realizes he likes butt stuff. The sexual equivalent of a male gateway drug.
Hey fellas, this 6’2 chick was an absolute Amazonian Plug last night… we’re all in our 30’s… you should try it!
by MandaPanda88 March 2, 2022
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