“Allow me” is a morphological usage within mid-2000s London slang. It emanated as a variation from the popular grime phrase (Allow it bruv!) This original phrase was popularised by figures such as Dizzy, Wiley, Bashy and Sway-

It briefly pushed “Leave it Outtt” as a youthspeak phrase functioning as a page-turned in conversation from a point of contention, dispute; annoyance or ridicule.
The morphological change has outlived the original phrase somewhat. Retaining the imperative mood but with a reflective quality; lazy people have used it to good effect to shirk workloads and pass over emotional imperatives from friends, family & lovers
Example1
Girl: "You forgot my thing cos you were doing something silly! You're selfish & only care about yourself"
Boy: "Allow me man!"

colleague1: "you said you'd cover my shift if I finished your report"
colleague2: "I forgot I can't"
colleague1: "But you-----"
colleague2: "Allow Me man: I get this enough at home from the missus"
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The money that, even though wasn't designated for that use, will not get you in trouble with wifey.
Mike; Jim, did you check into that porn site I emailed to you?
Jim; Yes, but it costs too much, it's not in my porn allowance.
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Phillop "I want to go to the cinema to watch Penguins"

Sanjay "Allow You"
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An alternative to the smiley face emoticon commonly used to puncuate a sentence that may be read with too serious of a tone.

The phrase, Pets allowed, can be a helpful addition to any sentence or paragraph that may have a serious tone that you want to lighten up.
I also want you to let me have trust in you as i always stand on my word. Pets allowed
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see verb to allow except in a stronger form.
Used to describe something soooo bait, that saying allow just isnt enough
"yo bruv, see that gash over there"
"ohhhhhhh mate, bare allow that"
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A commonly used term when people engage in the game FIFA.
The referee makes a bad decision interrupting the flow of the game and thus the person playing the game says "Allow the referendum"

Referendum meaning "Referee" but a modified version of the original word.
User 1: Oh yeah through on goal yeah

User 2: "Peforms a bad tackle"

Referee gives the decision towards the offender

User 1: Allow the referendum!
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A British phrase that is said when their is a fight or argument about to start meaning , "don't fight just leave it "
"Why do you guys always have arguments , just allow the beef , man chu"
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