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The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.
Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.
by Alan S. October 2, 2007
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Alaiyah

Most beautiful,talented,intelligent, kind, spontaneous, girls you’ll bet meet. Loves to dance and joke around. Easy to love once you get through a couple layers, stobborn and may push you away but you have to know that she’ll be okay if you do break through her pushing you away and love her. Friends are very important to her. On a moments notice she’ll do something crazy. Strong willed and can get through anything. Hates Carmex.
“Alaiyah is my freaking BESTFRIEND!!!”
by G.s.r.0.2 October 10, 2017
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Got an error! Reload to try again

That shit Urban Dictionary gives you when there is a random error that makes you want to kill yourself. Usually happens when you try to submit a defintion that’s too long or just happens randomly.
Got an error! Reload to try again
*random embedded YouTube video*
Holler at us if problems don’t stop
twitter / facebook
by Minecraft1238 January 28, 2019
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The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — The psychological truth that “once is a habit”.

A drug addict can easily tell you this. “Once” can become is a habit!

And, The Ghost of the Past Always Want to Live Again.

People seldom apply this principle to psychology and our addictions to particular: habits and people. It’s difficult leave: relationships; jobs; emotional habits; bouts of depression; and situations.

The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and reassert themselves.

A failed New Years Resolution is another example of this.

There are also pop cultural references to this “haunting” aspect of human nature.

Curtis “50 Cents” James Jackson says:

…I got the magic stick
I know if I can hit once, I can hit twice
I hit the baddest chicks
Shorty, don't believe me, then come with me tonight
And I'll show you magic (What? What?)
Magic
I got the magic stick…

The idea being that though it may be hard to “open a door” it’s almost impossible to “close it”.

On a Whiter note, The Indigo Girls sing:

…And there's not enough room
In this world for my pain
Signals cross and love gets lost
And time passed makes it plain
Of all my demon spirits
I need you the most
I'm in love with your ghost…

People say in a self-comforting way that there are ghosts; but, I say: we are all haunted by our habits from which our total character is derived; and, that The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again and Again and Again.

Boo!
Best Friend:
Maaaaaaaaaaan, delete that phone number, block your text and e-mail, and make all of your social media private right now if you really want to break up with her.
Idiot not about to listen to good advice:
Why, I gotta do all that!!!!?????

Best friend patiently like he’s talking to a two year old:
The Ghost of the Past Want to Live Again — believe me, I know because I’ve been there. I also know that you won’t listen — because I didn’t, either.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 24, 2023
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Every now and again/then

I used to see him every now and again/then.
by Ako-r July 4, 2016
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nerd fame again

When you type "define anagram" Google will ask you if you meant to say "nerd fame again "

This is a Google developer joke on the word anagram which is a word, phrase, or name formed by rearranging the letters of another
You: Define anagram

Google: Nerd fame again
by Hugh_G Rection October 11, 2012
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Alan Rickman

Most famous for his sex god voice. Alan Rickman has icons such as the fabulous Severus Snape in the Harry Potter saga. If walking with a girl whilst she sees him, beware, she will most likely scream and drool.
"My gf dumped me the other day"
"What Happened?"
"She saw Alan Rickman and said i didn't have a sexy enough voice for her"
by snapesangel26 February 7, 2009
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