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A paragon of females. A woman with an unmatched ability to connect with everyone on a unique level and make lifelong friends wherever she goes. A female that breaks the mold of that sex by actually being hilarious. A woman with perfectly balanced boobs and an ass thicker than a bowl of oatmeal despite having a sporty frame. A goddess of the bedroom. A woman who carries herself with a bouncy cadence that often breaks out in shockingly suggestive dance moves. An unattainable and unrealistic model that guys compare their girls to and girls compare themselves to.
A: "Hey man how would you rate that girl's ass? 1 being the Miley Cyrus, 10 being Alaini?"
B:"I'd give it a 3. Definitely bang-able."

Whitney was mad that Jim broke up with her until she found out that it was because he got a date with Alaini. Then Whitney was flattered.

Derek dragged his balls over seven miles of broken light bulbs just to try to show Alaini that he is worthy of licking a toilet seat her juicy booty graced.
alaini by sultanofseeing March 30, 2015
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This guy know you're full of shit
Don't try to impress Alain because he knows you are full of shit
Alain by Dr Marvin Candle November 23, 2021
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A whiny twitch thot that plays the victim card a lot, and falsely strikes YouTube’s videos for money.
Person 1 - “Man that streamer is a real Alinity”

Person 2 - “yeah, what a whore.”
Alannis is a sweet, funny person. She likes inside jokes, but she hates surprises. You should never mess with an Alannis because she WILL BEAT YOU UP. If you are friends with an Alannis you should never let her go. Alannis is pretty, and she is not afraid to be herself. An Alannis can be a stubborn person at times, and she can be hot-headed once in a while, but she will always be there for her friends. She is a fun person to hang out with, and she is a very social person, but at times she can be shy. She laughs a lot, but at times she will be very serious. Alannis isn't afraid to break the rules, but she gets caught sometimes... She has her own style, and she likes to act weird with her friends. She tends to love animals, and she loves to cook and bake. She is very smart, and she is good at math. She LOVES music, and she can't live without it. Alannis tends to be girly, but at times she could be more like a tomboy. She seems like a brave person, but when it comes to rides... she acts completely different XD
Alannis's Friend: "Lets ride that water slide!" Alannis: "Ok!" *walks up the stairs to the water slide* Alannis: "Actually nevermind!"
Alannis by ihatelife57 March 5, 2020
An ugly narccistic twitch thot who hides behind her network to 'copy strike' channels that mention her in any way. Also used her ex-husband to gain a Canadian citizenship before divorcing him.
Alinity tried to copystrike pewdiepie but it didn't work because it doesn't exist. What she did do was claim the video so all of the revenue goes to her.
Alinity by B E G O N E THOT June 9, 2018
per gli alpini l'impossibile non esiste

for the Alpini the impossible does not exist
alpini by Alpino November 6, 2009
A beautiful girl who has a great personality and is very energetic. She is very quiet but once you get to know her, she is absolutely crazy. She is very funny, sweet, bubbly, and artistic. She keeps her friends to a limit and has a lot of acquaintances. She WILL speak her mind and don't make her lose her temper!
"Damnn, Alani is looking good!"
"I wish I was Alani, she is so awesome!"
Alani by That Guy Next Door September 20, 2015
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