afterbation

the act of masturbation after having had sexual intercourse, when one's partner has departed.

Lorilax:
"After you left, I was reading an art history book-got me going. I had to put it down and afterbate."

Rutherford: "No doubt. I love afterbation when Dali is involved. Our sex life is hot. We need a gallery"

by the lorilax April 14, 2014

alternating UPPER case

1.) A spin off of aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, alternating UPPER case has become a meme designed by random internet users who try so hard to assert their panic/will on the masses - Almost as if they are speaking from a pulpit dictating and virtue signalling to the masses from their bedroom using their (most likely) thumbs.

2.) Can also just be used for teh lulz, instead of the aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, to come across extra sarcastic.

1.) #GIVEtoTHEpoorRIGHTnow

2.) Jacob: oh YEAH, that's VERY smart, GEORGE!1!11!
George: Don't you "alternating UPPER case" me, dOuChEbAg!

by CZSPNKr April 24, 2020

Afterbang

A term used commonly in freestyle skiing, snowboarding and other extreme sports. It represents riding rails, landing and riding out with mad steeze.

Tyler: Yo, Calum! Did you see rail I just switched up on?
Calum: Ya bro sick switchup, and you rode out that afterbang with mad steeze!

by that anon August 27, 2009

Line Afterbangs

A type of freestyle ski that just may be the fucking worst ski ever made. Line thought that they were clever by making a ski that was like a skateboard, but it just ended up sucking more cock than Simon Dumont. They are extremely heavy and WAY too buttery. They will chip or break after one rail slide and are a complete waste of everybody's time and money.

The guy at the rental store told me that I wasn't allowed to hit any rails when I rented these Line Afterbangs because someone was going to buy them and they would be broken.

by steezyskiier1 July 24, 2011

afterbang

sometimes when ur skiing, you land a trick so well that it can only be described with the word "lax," so skiers made their own word, afterbang to replace it.

Did you see that guy snowplow? He afterbanged the whole way through.

by john 345345 January 11, 2011

asterbating

Jacking off to a ass you saw earlier in the day

Imgonna have to go home and be asterbating

by Bigotisyouknowthis January 6, 2016

angerbating

master bating with so much anger you rupture the penis

anthony was angerbating all night and ended up in the E.R.

by N1iCk November 19, 2010