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driving like a pissed off teenager

Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
by malarky2020 December 16, 2009
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eating a bag of teeth

Used to describe an repulsive, purposeless and ungrateful activity

The idea behind this expression is that eating a bag of teeth would erode both teeth as they have are equally as hard
Damn! Working with this guy is like eating a bag of teeth!
by Rimbault November 27, 2021
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Teeth like a bag of broken smarties

Chipped and broken or missing teeth often with discolouration. Like a bag of broken smarties.
I tell you Dave, she had a bad mouth. She had teeth like a bag of broken smarties.
by Mc Nugget March 19, 2013
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I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up
by Jasper Mets May 25, 2021
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Teef a Nug

1. Stealing a nugget from McDonalds. Often put into the context of 'Yo, nigger. Teef me a nug. I'm a hungry nigger.'

2. Blinding a small child via pure centrifugal force of a swinging testicle. Often put in the context of 'Yo, nigger. I just nugg teefed your daughter. I'm a hungry nigger.'

Either way, each act of nugg teefing is despicable and not socially acceptable.
1. Lets go to McDick's and teef some nuggs.

2. Lets go to McDick's and teef some nuggs.

Teef a nug.
by W-Supra09 June 28, 2009
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like brushing my teeth with a rat

To give a lady friend oral pleasure when said lady friend has unkempt pubic hair.
"Dude, I went down on her last night, was like brushing my teeth with a rat."
by rob13423rhjfgj April 16, 2009
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teein'-a-bee

Ha! I hit him in the God damn nuts! That's what I'm teein'-a-bee!!
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