An imaganary organ that rests on the outside of your stomache, they are very tasty and re-grow everytime you have a dream. also zorches that heven't been eaten in a few years become stale and nasty.
note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.
note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.
by The jizzmonkey at the end of the tunnel October 02, 2004
noun, slang for the male penile member, typically used as the subject of a smart ass answer to a dumb ass question
"Can I have some of your sandwich?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"
"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"
"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"
by cupcake January 14, 2004
by legend69 September 02, 2008
See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.
Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.
by zorcher June 13, 2009
make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass
by dan September 29, 2003
by steezie4twizzie September 24, 2009
That was a zorch cow game.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005