zorch

An imaganary organ that rests on the outside of your stomache, they are very tasty and re-grow everytime you have a dream. also zorches that heven't been eaten in a few years become stale and nasty.

note: do not eat a cat zorch, they are poison if you happen to ingest one then belch it up before you die.

Rubin ate my zorch before I could cover it up!

by The jizzmonkey at the end of the tunnel October 2, 2004

zorch

noun, slang for the male penile member, typically used as the subject of a smart ass answer to a dumb ass question

"Can I have some of your sandwich?"
"No, but you're more than welcome to have my zorch!"

"Can I use your pen to pick my teeth?"
"Have you tried using your zorch?"

by cupcake January 13, 2004

zorch

the act of pomping

i need a zorch
sex fucking getting your freak on

by legend69 October 20, 2008

Zorch Crystal

See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping the next day.

Dude, I had so many zorch crystals in my ass crack yesterday. It was from the cheap toilet paper I used at school yesterday.

by zorcher June 13, 2009

the zorch plunge

make your neighbor lie face down on the floor with his ass cheeks spread. proceed to squirt mustard and ketchup on your penis and yell "time to wake up!!!!" then you hit the bastard on the head with an alarm clock and jump from a 10 story building and do a flying dutchman into his ass

rob gave jordan a zorch plunge

by dan September 28, 2003

zorch muffin

when you suck the jelly from a donut then fart inside of it and feed it to someone

that retard totally just devoured a zorch muffin

by steezie4twizzie September 24, 2009

zorch cow

Cool, fresh, outta sight, real George.

Common in the early 1950s.

That was a zorch cow game.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005