person zoning

when you dont want to be friends with someone, so you ignore them and person zone them

joe "hey wanna be friends?"
lisa "sorry, im person zoning you."

by do this all the time lol October 30, 2013

Zenning

v. to sexually stimulate a female partner by moving one's thumb up and down over her clitoris, similar to the motion used in operating a Creative Zen mp3 player.

Dude, I was Zenning on Joe's mom last night, right after she gave me a blumpkin, and she went insane.

by schwiftyfive October 10, 2006

Zoning out

The exprience of starting an acid trip.

I was so zoned out last night, i slept with that shemale.I'm never zoning out again.

by legend 101.2 August 2, 2008

zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

by The LT August 23, 2005

Zoining

feels like little bugs running around in ur knee

I hit my knee on the table and now it's zoining

by russian mafia princess December 11, 2006

zunning

a mix between running and zooming in the hallways, to walk extremely fast and not making direct eye contact wit ne one b/c you are moving so fast

OMG that kid was walkin so fast to class hes totally zunning he doest wanna be late

by Lauren April 13, 2004

Zoning

Term used by chronic masturbators, especially males, to describe drifting into a trance while masturbating, usually while gooning. The focus is generally the masturbator's own penis and the intense pleasure it is giving, to the exclusion of all other stimuli such as pornography, cyber chat etc. Usually occurs during a session of edging.

I was gooning with my wankbud and suddenly I realised I had been zoning for about ten minutes.

by Southcoast July 8, 2010