Zonked

When you're so stoned that you're just completely out of it
"After the fourth blunt Jeremy was totally zonked"
by K wala September 15, 2014
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zonked

drunk, stoned, high, tripping, spacing,

When u have used multiple drugs literally or not, when u definitly dont have ur 2 feet on the ground
Im zonked for life

damn that guy is zonked
by Dizzy May 03, 2003
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ZONK

1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!
Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!

Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!

Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!

Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!
by forever felt & forever fro February 04, 2010
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Zonked

somebody that is in a stupor from either drugs or alcohol but they try to go to work/ school and act normal. its really funny to watch them pretending to be sober....
WHOA!! Look at joe... hes totally zonked....
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zonking

The act of executing a zonk
That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.
by The LT July 27, 2005
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zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked
Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!
by The Reefer Man April 20, 2005
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zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol
man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked
by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003
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