A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.
"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."
by vinnikk March 11, 2019
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A stupid phrase used by a character in the scoobie doo series
Zoink! im a moron!
by TheNuke January 30, 2003
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When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond
-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"

-"Zoinks!"
by FrenchBaguetteBoy July 21, 2018
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The act of getting high from marijuana.

Effectively used as a code-word to discretely talk about getting high from weed (for instance, if parents who are against it are around)
"Did you guys zoink yet? Lets zoink up"
"Yoo I just smoked 3 bowls - I'm so zoinked right now"
"She smokes weed every day from morning until night - she's a true zoinker"
"Get zoinked"

"A zoinker is someone who zoinks up and feels zoinked" similar to "A zoinker is someone who smokes up and feels high"
by project.lenzone May 28, 2020
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a word that shaggy used in Scooby Doo. it died down for a long time but recently Andrew McKenna has made it extremely popular among his friends and colleagues.
Andrew uses it when he scores a goal in FIFA.
Dang that was a nice goal. ZOINKS!
by Jurgis October 9, 2007
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"That girl is so drunk, she's giving free zoinks"
by Scrapheap April 30, 2007
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