zoinkers means
1. to go wild, crazy, nuts. (synonyms - bonkers)
2. exclamation for shock. (synonyms - OMG!!)
3. being suprised for something which is annoying (synonyms - arghhh)
4. replacement for dammit (synonyms - dang)
1. to go wild, crazy, nuts. (synonyms - bonkers)
2. exclamation for shock. (synonyms - OMG!!)
3. being suprised for something which is annoying (synonyms - arghhh)
4. replacement for dammit (synonyms - dang)
1. oh noes, theres still so many things left to do!! im going zoinkers!!
2. zoinkers!!!! he ate the whole apple in one bite!!!
3. zoinkers... hes always bein' so emo..
4. zoinkers! i lost to him in soccer! dang..
2. zoinkers!!!! he ate the whole apple in one bite!!!
3. zoinkers... hes always bein' so emo..
4. zoinkers! i lost to him in soccer! dang..
by Denester November 4, 2006
to go out of your mind over something. a comic book or video game dork would use this type of terminology. or, u can just shout it out to describe how u feel. ex. shout out at a random time "ZOINKERS!"
this girl is making me fucking go zoinkers today!!!
man, level 9 on this video game is making me go zoinkers!
ZOINKERS!
man, level 9 on this video game is making me go zoinkers!
ZOINKERS!
by texicandeath May 22, 2006
by Poath Pood July 6, 2022
by Zoinker House June 12, 2019
Jason: How was the party last night?
Josiah: I did fine, but Jose get Zoinkered
Jose: You said you wouldn't tell anyone, what the fuck man now Rick's gonna find out about the Catnip!
Josiah: I did fine, but Jose get Zoinkered
Jose: You said you wouldn't tell anyone, what the fuck man now Rick's gonna find out about the Catnip!
by Zane The Main December 27, 2019
by A zoinker😂 May 9, 2018
A goal that seems valuable/important but that actually distracts from your mission.
ZOINKERS will do whatever it takes to get onto your priority list!
Their favourite tactics are to distract people with FOMO (fear of missing out) or to dazzle people with the brilliance of the idea so that they forget to consider the Zoinker's relevance.
ZOINKERS are most vulnerable when they are infants (still in the "great idea" stage). Once they make it onto a priority list, they feed on resources and grow strong very quickly.
The easiest way to kill a ZOINKER is to feed it some strong MISSION while it is an infant. Once it becomes an adult, the easiest way to kill it is to starve it of resources. You can also delegate it to an incompetent person - but that's cruel. :)
ZOINKERS will do whatever it takes to get onto your priority list!
Their favourite tactics are to distract people with FOMO (fear of missing out) or to dazzle people with the brilliance of the idea so that they forget to consider the Zoinker's relevance.
ZOINKERS are most vulnerable when they are infants (still in the "great idea" stage). Once they make it onto a priority list, they feed on resources and grow strong very quickly.
The easiest way to kill a ZOINKER is to feed it some strong MISSION while it is an infant. Once it becomes an adult, the easiest way to kill it is to starve it of resources. You can also delegate it to an incompetent person - but that's cruel. :)
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