Zoinker 

Something so messed up it doesn’t even matter. Derogatory term

Let’s go to the zoinker house.

Who cares, the zoinkers live here.

Zoinker by Zoinker House June 12, 2019

Zoinker 

To be bonkers and chill at the SAME time (but not be gross)

Bro why are you a zoinker?!?

Zoinker by A zoinker😂 June 3, 2018

Zoinker 

A goal that seems valuable/important but that actually distracts from your mission.
ZOINKERS will do whatever it takes to get onto your priority list!
Their favourite tactics are to distract people with FOMO (fear of missing out) or to dazzle people with the brilliance of the idea so that they forget to consider the Zoinker's relevance.
ZOINKERS are most vulnerable when they are infants (still in the "great idea" stage). Once they make it onto a priority list, they feed on resources and grow strong very quickly.

The easiest way to kill a ZOINKER is to feed it some strong MISSION while it is an infant. Once it becomes an adult, the easiest way to kill it is to starve it of resources. You can also delegate it to an incompetent person - but that's cruel. :)

Joe came up with a real zoinker at the team meeting.

Zoinker by IXAR Business Coaching March 24, 2021

zoinker

A slang term referring to any animated character.

"Man, that zoinker was hilarious!"

zoinker by DJChezburger September 6, 2026

Zoinked 

That look when you are incredibly high off the devils lettuce and you realize you are trying to spark a banana instead of a blunt.

Dude: i was eating strawberry flavored chapstick thinking it was a push pop.. i was zoinked

Zoinked by Shftokersmoker February 13, 2018

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

Zoinked Out by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinked 

To be HIIIIGHHH AFFFF

Yo bro im so zoinked i don't even know if i can do all that right now

Zoinked by YoungFolk June 13, 2018