zamboni

A Guido on ice skates.

Didja see when Jersey Shore went to the rink at Rockafeller Plaza? Wotta buncha Zamboni s!

by theadequate March 11, 2010

table zamboni

Filthy rag used for wiping th etable during wild parties or drinking games. Similar to mung rag.

Yo, I spilled my beer again. Pass me that table zamboni.

by sstymie December 15, 2004

zaponerism

Delusion destructive <a href="define.php?term=busta">busta</a>.
From the verb zap meaning "strike at with firepower or bombs" and the noun onerism "To dreaming while awake, to have delusions of grandeur" or the UK meaning "wanking, self-pleasuring"

He thinks he's hyper than hype, always fightin to fight.
Fool done got zaponerism ready with da critism. Sucka will steal yo' dreams. Snap!

by batgrrl September 18, 2003

Zamwonk

A unintelligent human being that cannot count to 2 million or greater.

1: Have you seen that new guy?
2: Yeah, he's in my maths class, hes such a Zamwonk!

by SwagmanExtreme February 15, 2014

Mexican Zamboni

When you sit on someone's chest and take a hot steaming dump and then proceed to scoot around their chest and stomach like a dog in order to create a smooth, slippery, warm layer of shit; much like a Zamboni does to an ice rink.

My girl didn't wanna bone because it was too cold, so I gave that ho a Mexican Zamboni, and we were good to go

by i_POOPED_today November 19, 2014

zamon

A sexy wheelchair boy with the biggest unit this side of the pacific ocean

Damn that zamon is a sexy biatch!

by Jamie March 22, 2004

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009