Yousif

Yousif is a fit boy so sexy can get any girl any time has a really big..... I mean it’s huge. He will steal your girl if he likes her!!!

Yousif will beat the shit out of you.

by Kaitlannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!! July 24, 2019

youssef

The act of being smart and kind but at the same time pissing people off

i couldnt think of who to blame so i went youseff on they arse

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

Pulling a Youssef

When at JROTC camp, a dude jacks his dick in the middle of night and the camp cadres walk in, pulling the covers up, revealing the hideous act as this camper keeps going until he shoots.

Guy #1: Yo, were you awake last night when cadre walked in?
Guy #2: Yea bruh, I totally saw when they pulled the covers up and that weirdo was yankin' his meat.
Guy #1: The weird part was that he kept on goin', he even jizzed all over that poor cadre's face.
Guy #2: Yea, that dude was for sure Pulling a Youssef.

by pswag2016 February 11, 2015

youssef

an idiot who thinks that everyone likes him while everyone thinks he's stupid.

dude 1 :" its youssef RUUUUUNNNNNN"

by ttttt!! December 9, 2018

Yousie

A picture that catches someone, preferably in public, taking an embarrassing selfie. Sometimes also referred to as a "Youfie," but "Yousie" is clearly the better word, because science.

"Look at that dude sitting by himself taking ridiculous selfies from every angle..."
"Oh shit, I gotta get a #Yousie of this guy."

by Ungiorno May 12, 2014

youshi

The name of a mario character

Mario said "come here youshi "

by Warrior101king May 27, 2017

Yossi

A hot guy who is always happy to help someone. Usually has a large shmekel. Has too many girlfriends and gets laid too often. All the girls are crazy over him

I burned my house down so Yossi can come save me.

Shira: I made out with Yossi last night.
Devorah: So did I!

Girls: I sleep naked just in case there's a fire and Yossi comes to save me.

Chana: Want to go peek into the mikvah window so we can see Yossi naked?
Leah: No. I'm making out with him later tonight.

by Shira Leah November 23, 2021