I had to tell my dog "My penis is bigger than yours" to assert my dominance so it would listen to my authority. Afterward a brutal "sword fight" takes place to further prove my dominance to the lesser being.
by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014
Get the my penis is bigger than yours mug.An expression used in return to an action or comment that was offensive. It is referring to something being stuck up the other person's butthole.
by jillybean November 5, 2003
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A phrase used to reinforce the fact that something someone wants so badly does not belong to them nor will it ever be given to them.
Little Girl: I want that pony!
Appropriate Response: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A PONY. (point to pony) NOT YOURS.
Appropriate Response: NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE A PONY. (point to pony) NOT YOURS.
by VSharp January 25, 2007
Get the not yours mug.ME: youre mum gey
Intellectual: no u
Me: your mom and dad gay together
Intellectual: no yours
Me: *Heartbroken*
Intellectual: no u
Me: your mom and dad gay together
Intellectual: no yours
Me: *Heartbroken*
by argumentpoints March 4, 2018
Get the no yours mug.Up yours nigger is a line that was said by the greatest grandma in history from the movie Blazing Saddles
Sheriff: Good morning ma'am ain't it a lovely morning
Greatest grandma: Up yours nigger {walks away salty}
~later~
Greatest grandma: good evening sheriff! Sorry about the up yours nigger. I hope this apple pie is a small thank you for your ingenuity ang courage for beating that horrible Mongo (PS mongo is a awesome character to and remember Mongo straight)
Sheriff: thank you good night
Greatest grandma: of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you
Sheriff: of course good night
Greatest grandma: Up yours nigger {walks away salty}
~later~
Greatest grandma: good evening sheriff! Sorry about the up yours nigger. I hope this apple pie is a small thank you for your ingenuity ang courage for beating that horrible Mongo (PS mongo is a awesome character to and remember Mongo straight)
Sheriff: thank you good night
Greatest grandma: of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you
Sheriff: of course good night
by HamsterInAirfryer September 30, 2022
Get the up yours nigger mug.When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours
or
oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
or
oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
by Stooster April 23, 2006
Get the I wouldn't touch her with yours mug.by Oh the insanity... November 6, 2003
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