kenny yogurton

At age 25, Kenny is 6'2 and loves his ladies. Kenny loves his yogurt night despite finding it difficult most of the time. His phone battery often dies. New York resident. He loves tennis and will make you et it. He isa licensed winter boots owner. Creator of the universe and everything we know and love. He has endless special skills, including eating with chopsticks. Part time yoga instructor. As a professional athlete he has 7 NBA championships and a Super Bowl MVP with endless other awards in his hall of special skills. Follow his instagram @kennyyogurton. Arch nemesis is Barry Been Benson ever since the year 2007.

Kenny Yogurton is the Greatest Athlete of all time

Kenny Yogurton is our lord and savior.

Kenny created us all
Geez, Kenny be packing the dick
Kenny Yogurton will steal your bitch

by Kenny Yogurton June 11, 2020

Louisiana lemon yogurt

A Louisiana yogurt is when someone uses Expired Yogurt (Greek is fine too)
as lube, and pees into his partners Vagina. During intercourse.

You can turn it into a Lemon chocolate one in one easy step too!

Look at that poor thing, looks like she got

Louisiana lemon yogurt All over.
Her gynecologist quit after that, poor thing.

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 11, 2022

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006

Yogurt Cup

A girl's butt after a guy comes in it.

I totally want to yogurt cup that girl's ass!

by dlievery November 13, 2011

aaron yogurt

Also known as ,Eren Jeager/Yeager, is a character from the anime, Attack on Titan. A content creator on tik tok also known as, olilondon, can not pronounce his name correctly as well as the other cast from Attack on Titan.

Olilondon: Aaron Yogurt is my bias,baka
Me across my screen: Just no.

by Iamsadness May 31, 2021

stirring the yogurt

Another term for male masturbation, due to the act sounding much like that of yogurt being stirred.
The phrase "stirring the fruit-bottomed yogurt" may be used to denote a homosexual male masturbating, but is not required.

"Hey, man, quit stirring the yogurt. Lost's on."
"Gimme a minute, dude! The fruit's not off the bottom yet."

by userbits March 7, 2010