the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004

yogurt monkey

the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.

Dude i got the worst yogurt monkey walking back from the club last night.

by mrcowboxers May 12, 2011

Ocean Yogurt

Semen after being ejaculated into unkempt vagina. This only applies if the vagina has reached the stage when it smells of rotting fish, hence the word "ocean".

"Ew, did you catch a whiff of Stacy when she walked by?"
"Yeah dude, she's probably full of Ocean Yogurt right now."

by Skaldic February 12, 2018

kenny yogurton

At age 25, Kenny is 6'2 and loves his ladies. Kenny loves his yogurt night despite finding it difficult most of the time. His phone battery often dies. New York resident. He loves tennis and will make you et it. He isa licensed winter boots owner. Creator of the universe and everything we know and love. He has endless special skills, including eating with chopsticks. Part time yoga instructor. As a professional athlete he has 7 NBA championships and a Super Bowl MVP with endless other awards in his hall of special skills. Follow his instagram @kennyyogurton. Arch nemesis is Barry Been Benson ever since the year 2007.

Kenny Yogurton is the Greatest Athlete of all time

Kenny Yogurton is our lord and savior.

Kenny created us all
Geez, Kenny be packing the dick
Kenny Yogurton will steal your bitch

by Kenny Yogurton June 11, 2020

Louisiana lemon yogurt

A Louisiana yogurt is when someone uses Expired Yogurt (Greek is fine too)
as lube, and pees into his partners Vagina. During intercourse.

You can turn it into a Lemon chocolate one in one easy step too!

Look at that poor thing, looks like she got

Louisiana lemon yogurt All over.
Her gynecologist quit after that, poor thing.

by You Make Me Feel Like A Man August 11, 2022

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

purple headed yogurt slinger

boner
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro

varsity blues classic scene, purple headed yogurt slinger is the final example prior to pedro.

by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006