Arse-yawning

Sticking your finger up a (passed out) drunk girls arse and watching her mouth open in time with the motion of your finger going into her chocolate starfish.

Imagine my suprise when I saw my chance to try out my Arse-yawning technique on a passed out chick at the party last night.

I know, your timing was great...

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

anal yawning

After an intense session of analy intercourse the indivual pulls out and the receiver is left with a large gaping anal abyss that has direct site into the receivers anal cavity for a short time. The anal cavity actual opens and closes as though it were taking short quick breaths.

I fucked this chick in the ass so hard she had hardcore anal yawning, and I could smell her lower intestines.

by Jessa Pee May 31, 2009

chewbacca yawning

a rather wide and open female nether region.

i got her naked on bed, i looked down, then i saw it! it was like chewbacca yawning.

by blurryboy June 6, 2009

hippo yawning

A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.

''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.

by NicLauren'sole April 17, 2016

Drive-by Yawning

When a pedestrian is waiting at a bus stop yawning and you witness the yawn taking place when you drive-by and inevitably have to yawn immediately after.

Not again! I hate Drive-by Yawning!

by lovestospooge14 October 28, 2008

Autistic Yawning

The act of yawning when the motion resembles that of an autistic child. Neck craning, mouth opening, and eyes rolling back.

"Dude, look at him. He's got Autistic Yawning in his genes. Look how his neck cranes, his mouth opens, and how his eyes roll back"

by Escalante April 7, 2010

global yawning

global yawning is used instead of global warming...for people that are totally fed up of hearing global warming

I feel I am having a 'global yawning' situation coming on!

by kermit 999 July 8, 2011