crabs ladder

The small trail of pube-like hair that slithers up from a males (or females) pubes.
Up to the belly button.

I shaved off my Crabs Ladder last night!

by NicLauren'sole January 06, 2016

hippo yawning

A phrase used to describe someone's huge vagina.

''how was Linda in bed then?'' ''I didn't even touch the side's her fanny's like a Hippo Yawning''.

by NicLauren'sole January 06, 2016