wurple

A shit fart , the release of watery feces when one releases gas , or Snooki

Guido : Yo Yo Snooki why is my homies sheet brown.

Snooki : Ya tool after you and the other guido's ran that train on my ass I had to wurple. Yo.

Guido : Baby you can wurple in my mouth any time!

Snooki : Open up I can be your cum dumpster, an I luv's to wurple. YO.

by Punisher of the Human Language October 16, 2010

wuffle

A legged , lovable creature of indeterminate size. A distant cousin to a Tribble.

I saw a wuffle in the corner of my eye.

by NightAngel October 3, 2007

wuffle

An affectionate cross between a hug and a tickle, used between partners.

He wuffled her warmly, as he knew she enjoyed the attention.

by plastic_koi June 7, 2005

Wuffle

A combination of luv and waffles.

1.) I made you some wuffles, but I eated them =\

2.) I wuffle you so much!

3.) I like you, so I'm going to whip you up some wuffle batter.

by Kayleedn August 20, 2007

wuffle

To energetically meander aimlessly, to wander, to move without purpose.

The children wuffled about like little idiots.

Quit wuffling and get to work, Andrew. You're the worst science project partner ever.

by Andrew P January 6, 2004

wuffle

wuffle is the drug-of-choice for the new-millenium internet addict. it can only be obtained by offering quality online services to complete strangers for the low low price of $0.00, with no possibility of any renumeration.

High-wuffle-salary occupations include:

Moderating high-traffic public forums
*** bonus wuffle: paying real money to host the forums

Lurking around IT forums to help newbies and trolls with their IT problems
*** bonus wuffle: moderating those same forums. if you also host the forums then you may well suffer a wuffle overdose.

Releasing free software or PC Game modifications or total conversions
*** bonus wuffle: making a supporting website for it or releasing >3 versions

Hosting warez laden ratio-free FTPs with anonymous access
*** bonus wuffle: hiding the server on some poor unsuspecting businesses unprotected Win2k gateway beneath a mountain of weird directory names

These are just some examples of how to earn wuffle.

by streetdaddy September 1, 2004

wurdle

A tight knot usually in hair or fur.

Mary hadn’t brushed her hair in a while, and it resulted in a big wurdle in her hair.

by Jabru January 9, 2021