I was limping down for breakfast in the morning due to the night before my arse swallowing a cock that was being thrusted at the rhythmic pace of a woodpecker's beak kissing fresh bark.
by LouieFerook October 5, 2016
Get the Woodpeckermug. You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly.
You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
by ThisIsMyKingdomCum February 23, 2020
Get the The Woodpeckermug. Word for a slut. A female that sucks really good dick. Formed at a bar at the Jersey Shore by three men by the name of Alex, Nick, and James. Seriously Men. This is where it all started. #downthehatchet
That delta phi epsilon was a great woodpecker
by Jimmy697969 July 6, 2018
Get the Woodpeckermug. The act of attaching a strap-on dildo around your head and using it to repeatedly penetrate your partner's anus.
"Have you seen Debbie's neck muscles? They're like ropes!"
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."
"I'm not surprised - they say her boyfriend likes to leave the door ajar for the dusky woodpecker."
by Dolphin Toast August 16, 2009
Get the Dusky Woodpeckermug. The party was dope last night, but I'm feeling like "A woodpecker with a headache" this morning, dawg!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 6, 2021
Get the A woodpecker with a headachemug. A technique used to attract persons of the opposite sex through a sequence of repeated, positive interactions taking place at dive bars and in the computer lab at Huntsman Hall which advance the pursuer’s cause ever so slightly with each passing day, much like the strategy a WOODPECKER employs to chop down a tree.
Jon takes forever to seal the deal, but his woodpecker game is unmatched. Given enough time, he'll cut down the entire forest.
by Woodrow Piculet December 17, 2008
Get the Woodpecker Gamemug. Sexual technique:
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
When a girl is sucking on your balls, and you tap the head of your cock on her forehead. Just like Woody Woodpecker Would.
"Dude, I gave my girl the old Woody WoodPecker last night! It was great, but I don't think she digs the bruise on her grill!"
by The Hunter June 11, 2006
Get the The Woody Woodpeckermug.