Don't Take Any Wooden Nickels

Don't let anyone get over on you! Be alert and aware of shady people. (Often said as a goodbye)

Talk to you later, don't take any wooden nickels!

by angelas3656 December 18, 2012

Tiger's Wood

A long golf club with a large head that Tiger's caddie Stevie usually pulls out for him on the tee off par 4's or par 5's.

Or another name for Tiger's erect penis, which has gotten him in trouble by penetrating scores of vaginas other than his wife's.

"Have you seen Tiger's Wood?" "Um, no comment"

by Mr. Frizzle December 14, 2009

Dead wood

Worthless employees in large companies are dead wood.

I got finally got a promotion but everyone in my new group is dead wood.

by Frizbee Dog April 14, 2006

wooden onesie

a term originated from Ireland used to define a coffin

"me mum's prettier than you and she's sleepin in a bleedin wooden onesie"

by BOOPER-FUCKIN-DOOPER June 2, 2018

woodaru

Pronounced wood a roo...
No action taken. Synonymous with doing nothing and leaving the work.for others.

My wife wanted me to cut the grass but I decided to woodaru it until my son got home.

by Yotarolla June 16, 2011

run the wood

to ask the bartender to buy a drink for everyone at the bar

Chino was tending bar at Basin Street when a customer asked him to "run the wood" , so he wasted no time in getting everybody a shot of Jagermeister.

by jobens April 3, 2012

Hit the wood

Smoke weed.

"Man I hit the wood 5x n put that hoe out, I’m high asf" "I’m high affff , I only hit the wood 3x’s .. I’m detoxing myself next month"

by Hit the Woodman March 12, 2021