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riding the covered wagon

The uncicumcised penis closley resemble a conastoga wagon or "covered wagon"

Thus this is a term used by females that engage in top mount intercourse with a male that is uncircumcised.
What you doing tonight Sue?

I'm riding the covered wagon!

Ewww, T.M.I.
by Back Door Moe July 28, 2006
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dragon wagon

n. A car--generally either a hybrid, a 15-year-old station wagon, or a rustbucket Geo--that features this bumper sticker on the rear:

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup."

It's actually legal to run this car off the road, pull the driver out, and beat them to death.
I saw a dragon wagon on the freeway the other day, so I killed the occupant, who was one of those annoying SCA types, before he could breed.
by SkidMarkyMark February 1, 2007
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Wongona

"Wongona" is referring to "lick my"

So when someone tells you "Wongona" it refers to "When are you going to ligma balls"
"which means when are you going to lick my balls"

this word was made by @memeplugpage on IG :)
Guy1: R.I.P Nudah he died from type 2 wongona :(

Guy2: what's wongona ?

Guy1: wongona ligma balls

Guy2: *gets angry*
by memeplugpage August 17, 2018
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Shit Wagon

(n.) The physical embodiment of raw suckage. When something is so completely crappy that no other words can describe it. The complete opposite of Shit Kicker.
Do you read DC comics?
Ugh, DC comics? It's the shit wagon.
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wygonik

A Polish last name. Some of them are shy and laid back while others are annoyingly cocky, and loud.The shy ones are very mysterious people, and usually give others very weird vibes...Most wygonik's are very handy with tools, and building things. Also, if they try they seem to be good at just about everything they put their mind to it. What really gets them ticked off is the mis-pronounciation of the name. The majority of people will say "wi-guh-nik" or "why-go-nik.
Get it right you son of a bitch! It's Wygonik!!!

actually pronounced- "why-gaw-nik"
by The train commander September 26, 2008
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Rumpo Wagon

A 1981 Honda Hatchback infamous for its ghetto-esque appearance and ability to out mash any beater on the road.
"Lets take out the Rumpo Wagon tonight and vandalize garbage cans and do donuts!"
by Honz and Hanz March 10, 2009
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Skank Wagon

1. A group of 40+ year old, beastly, alcoholic women who still troll the bars more than 3 nights a week, trying to party and act like they are college-age. Usually, they are overly-dramatic, jealous, bitter drunks that act like whores but cry because they don't know why they can't find a husband.

2. Group of old broads easily identified by their caked-on makeup, clothes that show off their fat rolls, and desperate wild-eyed glares as they cock-block guys from the hot girls thinking they have a shot instead. The leader is usually slightly attractive and hangs with the others because it makes her look 10x better. The rest of the uglies follow the leader to use as man-bait, hoping they'll get a wingman spot.
1. "Oh jeez, here comes the Skank Wagon. Don't these broads know this is College Nite?"

2. Joe was about hook up with that hot girl Tina till Betty and the Skank Wagon rode in. She started sloppy-grinding him while the wagon cock-blocked. Dude, she's like 42......as if!!
by Barry Dangle February 27, 2011
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