waftery

Upset and uncomfortable

"Sorry, I'm really waftery today."

by Rxsee<3 December 2, 2021

WOOFTITS

A joyful exclamation
A sense of excitement

A word of encouragement

WOOFTITS, I'm throwing down tonight!

by rothapuppy August 1, 2011

Cunny wafting

Aka 'Wafting the cunny'...A simple yet potent manoeuvre whereby the individual (usually female) cups a hand between the legs and with a steady dragging motion wafts the natural odour of her vagina (aka 'cunny') towards an unsuspecting victim/grateful recipient.

My eyes are still burning from all that cunny wafting at breakfast.

I've never known anyone to be so good at cunny wafting...even from a distance it was like eating a fillet-o-fish.

by Smelly Flaps January 19, 2009

Woat

Worst of all time.

Man Mike Fortuna is so woat.

by Kinggoat June 28, 2013

WOFTAM

Waste of fucking time and money

I went to see a speech by George W. Bush.
That was a woftam
.

by morack December 23, 2008

eggy woofter

An eggy fart

That fart was an eggy woofter

by Luigi-XXII November 23, 2016

Waft

A hovering of a smell (fart maybe) through the air.

How dare you waft your fart in my direction!

by ZIGZAG420 March 6, 2004