Christian Weston Chandler

High-functioning autistic and Creator of the internet comic Sonichu. Is famous for his online antics involving numerous trolls towards his views. Also known as: Chris-chan, CWC, Chris Chandler

Alex: Dude, did you read the new issue of Sonichu yet?

Mao: Not yet. Did you see how Chris reacted to the new issue of Asperchu?

Alex: Yeah, Christian Weston Chandler really knows how to get crazy.

by HermanoBluth May 26, 2010

Wisconsin Cheese Touch

To stick your finger in a girls pussy

I gave my significant other a Wisconsin cheese touch

by Kidswillbekids August 26, 2019

Chill Winston

Comes from The Lenny Henry Show from the late 80's in the UK. Lenny Henry's character (Delbert Wilkins) would often tell his friend Winston to calm down in his character's vaguely West Indian accent - "chill, Winston". The line used in Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels is a reference to this. It has become a common British saying, though many are unaware of it's origin.

Chill Winston! I've got it under control.

by Floydus July 18, 2011

Wisconsinites

First off all Wisconsinites are extremely proud of being Wisconsinites. We are Packer loving people who drink beer, eat brats and cheese curds, have bonfires every night in the summer while launching fireworks. Wisconsinites are also shoveling and snow blowing gods. We say the word bag differently then the rest of the world and we would never call soda pop and if you call soda pop in Wisconsin you will be corrected. To us if the temperature is above 20 degrees it is warm outside. Wisconsinites are hardcore hunters. Wisconsin is probably one of the only states that when hunting season comes, a good 20 percent of the kids in school are gone for a few days due to hunting season. Wisconsin is the closest you can get to Canada without going to Canada because everyone here is nice and half the state is Forest. the other half is farmland and cows. We love our cows and our dairy here. after all it is the dairy state.

Jeez those guys are outside shirtless drinking beer in -20 degree weather! eh must be Wisconsinites.

by Artgeek02 May 10, 2018

Winston Churchill's ashtray

The appearance of a lavatory bowl post flush, after an apocalyptic shit. With numerous brown smears going off in all directions.

Pooooh Kevin, why don't you clean the toilet after a shite, it looks like Winston Churchill's ashtray!!

by griggy June 20, 2011

Wisconsin Welcome Mat

The act of two females performing oral sex on a man, one on each side of the penis resulting in them kissing while sucking. Aka "Heaven"

Dude, last night, these two girls gave me the Wisconsin Welcome Mat.

No waaaaaay!!!

Yes way! It was like an oral hot dog.

by Bolt Speeeeedman November 23, 2010

Wisconsin Wash Cloth

You take a slightly warm moist sock and jizz in it. Then slap your spouse or anyone in the face with it.

The wife was being a twat about my drinking, so I gave her a Wisconsin Wash Cloth and she calmed the fuck down

by TwoFlushPoo November 8, 2019