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East Windsor

A quiet town on the edge of the universe with women that nobody wants to date.
She broke up with me again. I might as well live in East Windsor.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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Windsor

In Southwest Ontario right next to Detroit (one of the most violent places in the world.. no offence to Detroiters, there is alot of good people there too). Known as "sin city" for their escort services, street prostitutes, bars, (drinking age is 19 so young Americans go there to party from the Detroit area up to Ohio generally), drugs and bootlegging (more so in the past). In the early 1900's Windsor was also known for Rum Running and have rumored to have many secret underground tunnels leading to various parts of Detroit). Al Capone was rumored to frequent Windsor pretty often in those times.

They are also known for making cars and used to be known as the auto capital of Canada (Ford, Chrysler, and GM.. though GM closed up in Windsor). Windsorites are known to be a blue collar city, who for the most part work hard and pride themselves on being gritty and tough just like the previous slogan of Ford "Built Ford Tough". Much that can be applied to the fabric of Detroit can be applied to the fabric of Windsor (excluding the violence and racial segregation) which makes Windsor commonly referred to Detroit's sister city, even though they are in 2 different Countries. Windsor is also a caring and generous place where they are known to volunteer their time and donate more money than most other places in Canada consistently because most Windsorites have a strong desire to help people who need it most.
Were in Windsor here bingin' beer lookin' for an Engineer who makes Ford Explorer Engines here in the city core but he isnt there.

Tony: Hey.. lets go get lit up on Oulette and blow the rest of our money in the casino.

Tom: Ya.. but not until we hit up a strip club and get a lap dance first bro.
Tony: Strip clubs are obsolete dude, Windsor has massage parlors.
by WackyMac January 6, 2014
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Windsor snot

Snot that ends up on your tie from a sneeze.Commonly due to tissue failure if a Kleenex is used or "blow through" if the hand is used to cover the mouth and nose.
Fuck! Why didn't smeone tell me I had a Windsor snot!! I've been walking around all day with this goober on my tie.
by wolfbait51 June 9, 2011
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Windsor

Windsor is the ost kind and soft hearted woman. If you know a windsor you are extremley lucky. She is kind and beautiful. She is sexy and gorgeous with a big heart. They say they have flaws, but you love them including their flaws. When they cry the whole world cries with them. When they shout the volcanos erupt. They fall but they get back up when you fall they hold out their hands to pick you back up. If your dating a Windsor then you will love them for life and you'll never get away from them because you just don't want to.
Boy1: Im stuck in a relationship with Windsor

Boy2: Man your lucky!

Boy1: Yeah I know!
by AndrewHaigh August 20, 2012
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University of Windsor

Located in Windsor, Ontario, Canada the University of Windsor is the southernmost university in all of Canada. (however, like pretty much all Canadian universities it still gets it's share of snow during the winter.)

The U of W is known for having one of the more internationally diverse student bodies in all of Canada, but the majority of it's students are still from the Windsor-Essex County and Chatam area (over 80% of students who go on to university from these areas will attend the U of W).

Historically, it hasn't scored well in Maclean's Magazine's annual University Rankings, but then again Maclean's Magazine is basically the Fox News of the North. In reality, the university offers a wide range of undergraduate and graduate degrees, including a well renown engineering program which has placed in the top 3 in each of the past three years in a competition against other engineering programs in Ontario.

Richard Peddie president and CEO of Maple Leafs sports and entertainment, graduated from the U of W with a degree in business and is still a proud supporter of the school and has be known to offer internships to Windsor MBA students.

Finally some of the benefits U of W students enjoy are a lively downtown district located close to the campus (5 minute bus ride), 3 pro sports teams located in downtown Detroit (Red Wings, Tigers and Lions) and the newly renovated and state of the art St. Dennis Center facility which played host to the 2008 Canadian Olympic Trials and is home to Lancer's Football, Basketball, Soccer, Volleyball and the CIS champion track and Field team.
Person1: So I heard you were thinking about the University of Windsor
Person2: Yeah, I am. But what about their rating in Maclean's?
Person1: Dude, it's Maclean's!
Person2: Good point...
by frods01 May 8, 2009
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double windsor

may or may not involve two or more people, may or may not involve a wooden ship or wiffle ball bat
dude i totally double windsored that chick last night
by Double Windsor October 27, 2010
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