work widow

Commonly found among the partners of consultants and salespeople, a state of "temporary widowhood" caused by the work or work travel schedule of a significant other. A woman, married or in a relationship, who is often left alone on a regular basis for significant periods of time (multiple days), enough to seem to be single or without companionship.

Male version: Work Widower

With her husband's work schedule only allowing him to visit every other weekend, she was often know to refer to herself as a 'work widow'.

by MeganInMunich November 10, 2008

Window Nazi

Refers to a driver of a car that puts the locks on the window controls so no one else in the car can work their own window. Only the driver can determine if a window will be rolled down or up. Someone who locks the windows is a Window Nazi.

"Dad is such a Window Nazi"

by Ginas2lucky May 17, 2008

Cock Carousel Widow

A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.

This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".

by PreSchoolFightClub October 4, 2017

Warcraft Widow

Girlfriend of person who is constantly playing World of WarCraft.

I never see him anymore, I'm such a Warcraft widow.

by xela September 1, 2008

pick a window

A question presented to a person that has far outstayed their welcome and hence you intend to hasten their departure by thowing them through a pane glass window and into the street.

Pick a window ya cunt, yor fuckin leaving !

by gobshite March 2, 2005

Wiigo

The ego one builds after acquiring skill on any game for the Nintendo Wii console.

"Man, I wish John had never reached 'Pro' status on Wii bowling. He thinks he's good at real bowling now...he's so wiigotistical."

by Adam the Huddleston December 22, 2008

Alter WiiGo

One's Wii charcter that is designed to resemble the creator, only thinner and much cooler.

I was playing Mario Cart last night and my alter wiigo was kicking some serious butt.

by Tim Lankes January 28, 2009