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Wietse

A wietse is a guy who will always be there for you. He likes hugs and will always listen to you when you have a problem.

Sometimes he puts himself in the second place to help you. He is very kind and will always go on a date with you.

If you are lucky enough to know a Wietse you should never let him go but you will need to keep his feet on the ground.
Person 1: Wow! She is so lucky to have a Wietse!

Person 2: Yeah I wish I had a Wietse in my life.
by Bevries April 5, 2023
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ben wetzel

Typically a guy who wears vineyard vines every day. Always dates the thicc rich bitches. Guaranteed to be trash at Fortnite and Rainbow Six: Siege.
Oh.. look who just walked into class it's Ben Wetzel.
by JakobeHere January 24, 2018
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warm wetzel

When your partner eats a large Domino's Pizza, then takes their rectal opening and presses it against your belly button and proceeds to explosively defecate over your entire midsection.
Ciera, I just ordered an extra sausage suprise pizza from Domino's, think you could give me a warm wetzel?
by willycosby69420 September 21, 2023
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wetzel

why are you such a wetzel!
by bob February 28, 2005
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weitzer

A spoiled bitch who gets anything and everything she wants; devil, satan wroshipper, slave driver. Weitzer is the definition of the most awful slime bag on the planet; sleezeball
Oh my god! How are you talking to Weitzer she is such a scum bag!
by NIBUD April 3, 2003
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wietse

1. The act of rubbing one's face in a male's or female's armpit (preferably sweaty) repeatedly and then proceeding to rub the sweat all over their partner's body until they are covered fully in sweat.

2. Also, is an act that involves cooking a frozen pizza, taking it out of the oven, wrapping it around your partially erect penis and proceeding to use it as lubrication. Once you have reached full orgasm and ejaculated into the pizza, proceed to cut it into squares and devour rapidly.
1. Wow, last night my girl and I totally had a wietse experience. It was intense.

2. Dude, I got so hungry last night that I totally had to wietse in my kitchen.
by Doc WHa December 9, 2012
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Aaron whetzel

A creep who breaks girls heart and doesn't know a good thing when it is in front of him. he has to pretend to be somthing else instead of letting a girl love him for him. he isn't going to find anyone like her ever again and he knows it. he think people are laughing with him but they are really laughing at him. Black people will never accept you,they only use you for cheap laughs. but you should have stood behind her. aaron's ever where dont let that special girl go, because she won't always want to help you, never ever love you again but never let her go if you have her. she all you really had in your sad life.
Joe: bruh, that Aaron Whetzel is a slow one.

Malika:man tell me about it, he think i want his ol'e cracka ass! ha, as if. Nigga could keep on dreamin.

Joe: Ikr, thou that boy is so funny to laugh at.

Malika:man he was talkin and all i could do was look down so i didn't laugh in his face!
by hard rock python :3 January 6, 2013
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