whumptober

a collection of angst one-shots that are based on daily prompts in the month of October
usually used on ao3 and wattpad

"i can't believe it's october 21st already!"
"i know, we're already on day 21 of whumptober. my eyes hurt from all the crying."

by whatintheworld... January 19, 2022

hella whomp

When an attempt at humor falls flat, really flat.

I love the experience of the hella whomp, it fills me with complete gratification and joy!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 28, 2020

whomst

a fictional word deriving from the word 'whom'.

whomst the fuck calls laundry sauce "detergent"?

by whomst_the_fucc May 15, 2018

Whoopty Fuckin' Doo

Phrase used to describe a lack of enthusiasm or a person's complete failure to say something of value.

May be accompanied by the slightly tired waving of ones index finger in small circles.

Frank: "So, I went & bought this brand new car, its a Nova, but its totally awesome, much better than yours."
Bob: "Whoopty fuckin' doo."

by Traize July 4, 2005

WHOMP

Whomp can either be used as a compliment or to turn people down. Another term for “PERIODT”

(Nyc bird slang)

Ex: your friend posts a cute picture
You can say “ WHOMP because you my sista looking cute or what ever”
Ex2: thirsty boy “ you trying to link”

Me “ ewww dusty get outta my face whomp.”

by Tiatoocute15 December 23, 2020

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

The intellectually superior method of inquiring about the state of Gamora.

1: Where is Gamora??
2: I'll do you one better! Who is Gamora?!
3: I'll do you one better! Why is Gamora?!
4: I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER!!! whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es GAMORA!!!!?
1,2,3: NAAAANNNNIIIIIIII?????!!!!!!!!!

by Draxthebootydestroyer July 21, 2018

Whomptie

An ugly girl whos lookin real cute all up on her facebook page, but when you invite her to your house you wanna kick her ass out. When the lights come on she needs a paper bag.

Big Steve: "I'm smoking with a whomptie..."
Young Fess: "Kick her ass out"

by sswp September 10, 2011