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Whities

(verb) To have the whities:
Being so high that you're feeling like dying and loose colour to your face.
"I smoked so much ganja last night that I began feeling the whities, I don't ever want to smoke again."
by ohhhbabyyy January 3, 2010
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Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.
Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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Roger Whitaker

A person who spends his life on his knees under his bosses desk waiting for his next wholesale deal. Also see definition for poop stewart.
That damn roger whitaker getting all the wholesale deals again.
by poop stewart May 1, 2014
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gee whillikers

Gee whillikers! Lawd's mercy, put that gun away.
by kadatz September 17, 2010
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lemon.whiskers

The best user on tiktok ever and ever, so cool, so cool
Person one "Woah dude did you see lemon.whiskers' latest post?"

Person two "Yeah man it was so cool!"
by Ora loves men March 14, 2022
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tighty whities

A synonym for briefs . They are underwear worn for there support purposes, antonym of boxers. The pros of tighty whities are support in gym class and hiding an erection. The disadvantages are that if you are pantsed then your penis will appear smaller, and that they might strangle your penis.

Because of incidents in which prison inmates trousers started to fall down, many teenagers believe baggy pants are cool. Because of that, it became the cool thing to wear boxers instead of old fashioned tighty whities.

Advice if you're going to High School and male. In order to make your life alot easier, wear boxer shorts.
"Nice Tighty Whities, nerd!"

"... Tighty Whities are convenient and supportive"

"So? Boxers are loosy-goosy and cooler!"
by Sheikeh June 1, 2007
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Whiskers

The kitten who can name fruit. This cute little feline can be seen on Cartoon Network's "Fridays", every Friday at 7:00 EST.
"Avacodo" - one of the fruits named by Whiskers
by DanMat6288 July 24, 2004
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