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Whities

(verb) To have the whities:
Being so high that you're feeling like dying and loose colour to your face.
"I smoked so much ganja last night that I began feeling the whities, I don't ever want to smoke again."
by ohhhbabyyy January 3, 2010
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Whities

A word to describe a stereotypical white person

Also a word to describe a redneck white person
I bet tom holland is one of those whities who claps when the plane lands
by ashleyst June 9, 2018
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Whiting Fillets, a popular block party favorite, generally called 'whities'. They are usually deep fried, the crispier the better, and then served between two slices of white bread with ketchup. That's how we do.
Are those whities almost done!? Hurry yo black ass up, I'm starving man!
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The word people use to call the oh-so-delicious White Castle burgers.
Oh, man... I could really go for some whities from White Castle.
by musicxlifexlove March 7, 2011
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by Santoyo December 4, 2018
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A: Have you seen what that guy's brother did to his sandwich?

B: No, go away.

A: He took a big bite out of it with his big, shiny whities.

B: He took a bite out of it with his underpants?

A: What? No. His whities. His teeth.

B: Oh. Sure. Go away.
by I-Don't-Want-A-Nickname August 26, 2019
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Tighty-whities

Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much.

If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.

So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^
Tighty-whities are very soft and comfortable white briefs I used to enjoy wearing.

I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.

Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.

After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.
by CwissyHolotoe October 30, 2019
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