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fart whispering

A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent father may have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 14, 2019
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raine whispers

Raine whispers is a character from the owl

Raine is known to be a shy person. They get stage fright and get nervous when making public speeches. However, they're not afraid to stand up for what they believe in, even if it means risking their own life. They disapprove of Emperor Belos forcing witches to join covens and stealing magic, which was why they worked hard to become a Coven Head and find people who wanted to change things, starting the small rebellion known as the Bards Against the Throne (aka the BATs). Before, they never could overcome their fears until they met Eda, who encouraged them to face their fears. The two had known each other since they were students at Hexside. They even dated for a while, until Raine decided to break up on the day they joined the Bard Coven, due to Eda's tendency to push people away.
Person: who’s your favorite character from the owl house?
Me: Raine whispers
by Theowlhouseisfruity October 11, 2021
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Honkey Whisperer

This is that one black person we all know, that is loved by all honkeys. These token bad asses can say or do almost anything and honkeys will find it amusing. You will always see at least one honkey whisperer in every large gathering of honkeys. These one of a kind wizards cast a charm that weakens the honkeys racial inhibitions. You may even see a honkey whisperer get invited to the white house! Even if they are a hardened criminal! They are magical to watch and sure to never dissappoint a honkey because one day that honkey might adopt them. ❤
There have been many famous Honkey Whisperer's over the years. A few to name would be Richard (catch yourself on fire) Pryor, Kevin (Pickaninny) Hart, Chris (you got knocked the fuck out man) Tucker, Oprah (the richest black woman in the world) Winfrey, Samuel (snakes on a plane) L. Jackson, Dave (I'm too black to be this Rich)Chapelle, Barack (Michelle's Bitch) Obama, Sammy (reverse reincarnation with kevin hart)Davis Jr., Colin (The HNIC) Powell, NWA (with ice cube and Dr dre) and many more!
by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 3, 2016
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nerd whispers

Instant messages exchanged between two people in the same room who could easily be talking.
I didn't want Tom to know what we were doing tonight, so I told Justin in nerd whispers.
by Jeff Rubin February 19, 2006
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Secret and Whisper

Secret and Whisper are a unique band hailing from Kelowna, BC. The band consists of the former members of Stutterfly, minus vocalist Chris Stickney.

In 2006, Chris left Stutterfly due to personal reasons, and the band recruited Charles Furney, formerly of thebleedingalarm. Charles brought such a different sound to the band that they decided that they were no longer Stutterfly, and on February 24th 2007 they changed their name to Secret and Whisper.

Throughout the next year they released demos for songs like 'Vanishings', 'Attacker' and 'Spider Besider' until they signed to Tooth and Nail records and released their first album titled 'Great White Whale' on February 12th 2008.

The band has a terrific sound, but has been called a carbon clone of Saosin, but it would be ignorant to say they are just a rip off.

Unlike Saosin, Secret and Whisper create wicked vocal harmonies, and in my opinion Charles is a better overall vocalist than Cove. These guys also use some wicked ambience in tracks like 'Werewolves' and 'The Actress' which Saosin could never pull off. Saosin's songs can also get repetitive, but you could listen to Secret and Whisper's songs are so memorable it's impossible to get tired of them. I can assure you, if you like Saosin, you'll love these guys.

If you're looking for a breath of fresh air in today's stale music scene, check these guys out.

For fans of Circa Survive, Stutterfly, Saosin and Mew
Secret and Whisper released their debut album 'Great White Whale' February 12th! Go check it out!

www.myspace.com/secretandwhisper
by SecretFan March 13, 2008
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Whinerclub

The true name of Wireclub. Trolls and dramaqueens gather here to whine at eachother over senseless topics. You will be asked for "decent pvt chat" but once you enter it, you will be faced with marriage proposals, declaration of undying love for someone who has never been met, and/or the request to become your foot slave.
All these "adults" do is bicker like children on Whinerclub.
by MercuryDragon March 29, 2011
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bar whisper

if something is declared in a bar whisper, it means the speaker is trying to convey something in private to another person (typically a friend at a bar), but is unfortunately too intoxicated to control how loudly they're speaking.

in other words, it's when someone's too shit-faced to keep their voice down and usually ends up proclaiming something sensitive to everyone at the bar. very loudly. this can often result in a major cock-block for the rest of one's group.
PETER: hey babe, want to head back to my place?
CHRIS: (attempting to whisper) you told me earlier you thought that chick looked like a trannie!
DRUNK CHICK: (no longer wants to go home with peter)
PETER: you cock-blocking asshole, nice fuckin' bar whisper!

DOUG: (attempting to whisper) we should get outta this club soon, my hemorrhoids are acting up.
HOT STRIPPERS: (flee the scene)
TOM: doug, man, you really need to work on that bar whisper.
by ultraviolettt August 4, 2009
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