whacker jackered

the action of whacking or jacking off and throwing it in someone's face. synonymous with the terms 'getting screwed.' or giving the bird the ultimate bad gesture of the hand motion that is followed by a hand flick (like your trying to get something sticky off of your fingers) in the direction of your intended target, instead of flipping them off

"My boss whacker jackered me, and is making me work late on Friday, and come in on saturday."

by SexyLexy10 February 3, 2010

Macca-whacker

Someone who has been caught masturbating in a fast food restaurant, in most cases using the free wifi to stream pornographic content.

John: Did you hear that Nick has a criminal record?

Tim: Yeah, he got arrested for indecent exposure in a McDonalds, He’s a Macca-whacker!

by JohBjelke November 25, 2020

Filipino weed-whacker

Going to Asian salon and getting a penis wax.

Dude I hear they give Filipino weed-whackers at Asian Boy salon!

by righteousconsumption October 21, 2014

Whisker biscuit

An old prickly snatch

She tried to sand my face off with her whisker biscuit

by Suka may korncob April 26, 2022

Whisker Tickled

A term coined and popularized by Andrew X. Taylor, Whisker Tickled refers to the status of a man in a hetereosexual relationship who is on the cusp of becoming, but is not yet, pussy whipped. When a man is Whisker Tickled, he can no longer claim that he is carrying the balls in the relationship as he is gradually losing more and more control. He can be seen spending an ever increasing amount of time with the woman and gradually living at her mercy. When a man is Whisker Tickled, barring an intervention from his friends, it is only a matter of time before he reprioritizes the woman over everything in his life - friends, colleagues, work, school, other women, sunlight, water, etc.

A: I'm doing XYZ today....and I might be seeing X again later too....
B: Bro, you're becoming pussy whipped!
A: You can't be pussy whipped until you've actually slept with them right? I reckon I'm just whisker tickled.

by urbanhedgie May 7, 2011

whiskerless catfish

Large mass of fecal matter. Floater in service station or rest stop toilet.

Man, did you see that school of whiskerless catfish in the bowl at the reststop?

by tony clifton III February 3, 2010

Whisker Musk

The remnant smells of vagina and or booty juice that are imbedded in the beard and or mustache whiskers of a male that has just performed sloppy wet oral on a female. The smell is known to linger for hours or days and can be reactivated by scratching.

Stan devoured Cala's snatch and her ass in a ravenous round of hot, sloppy, wet oral. Her juices clung to Stan's facial hair leaving a Whisker Musk that he smelled for days.

by Eaton Holgoode November 24, 2015