wackjob

slapping one in the face with an erect penis until one ejaculates.

man slaps woman in face with penis, then ejaculates (wackjob).

by htes23 July 6, 2011

Wackjob

Anyone who is crazy. May call other people crazy because denial of self wackiness. Usually anyone named Seth.

Oh man did you see Seth running around naked? He's such a wackjob

by Jdksofjd April 21, 2017

whack job

With a "job", there is always someone else involved or else payment would not really be payment, would it? Similarly, the suffix-like term "job" added to anything implies that someone else is involved, eg. head job, rim job, hand job (No, not JUST because one can not reach on their own). Masturbating ones self should not be referred to as a whack JOB.

For Christmas I got an Xbox from mum and dad, Halo 2 from my sister and a whack job from uncle Bill!

by JB February 27, 2005

wackjob

Someone who is so stupid, annoying, or just plain retarded she might as well be whacked by a hitman to put her out of her misery.

Did you see that moron wet her pants? She musta studied extra hard to be such a wackjob.

by VAKI5 August 18, 2003

wackjob

one who is prone to talking to hemselves more than others. in some instances may be wwearing a tutu and referring to themselves as 'spongebob'.

hendrietta, how about you don't eat the neighbor's roses, you wackjob.

by noelle March 27, 2003

whackjabob

1. any apecimen of hairy beasts who's mating technique consists of sticking a spoon up their butt and poking their mate with a slab of boneless fried chicken. These animals are very dangerous and have been known to hide in septic tanks and make the sound of a constipated gorilla.

see Mr. Poe

A whackjabob tried to steal my collection of petrified turds yesterday, but I fended it off with a picture of a combover and a recording of Tom Brokaw.

by DAWAN June 1, 2003

wackjob

another word for handjob

hey i just got a wackjob from your lesbian sister

by retro083 November 5, 2003