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wesley willis

The greatest song writer EVER! Better lyrics than most Rappers. - "Cut The Mullet"! "I Whooped Batman's Ass", "I Smoke Weed" and "Rock and Roll Mcdonalds" are true rock classics.
by Aberfoyle April 29, 2003
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Wesley

Wesley is a funny guy who doesn’t have to try to impress others. He has a select friend group with who he trusts most. Wesley is an attractive, smart, kind, thoughtful, and unique individual. If you get yourself a Wesley don’t let him slip away because with him your life is sure to get better. With him hard times will pass and laughter will forever be in abundance.
Wesley: Thanos wasn’t even a bad guy, I mean come on think about it.

Me: Man he wiped out millions of people because the world was too overpopu-.... yeah man you right.

Thanos🙈🙏🏻
by Kenzier0s3 May 5, 2019
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Wesley Gibson

adj. to be sorry or remorseful for something that wasn't your fault or had nothing to do with you; to say you're sorry when it is unnecessary.
Taken from the main character of the film Wanted, who often said sorry for things he didn't need to be or things that were not his fault.
Jay: You really just made a reference to that "singing shark" guy from YouTube?
L: I'm sorry!
Jay: Don't be Wesley Gibson.
by comicsketches October 15, 2011
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Wesley Snipes Clause

When an actor has a clause written into his contract, stipulating that he must have a sex scene with the leading actress.
Did Wesley Snipes really get to suck JLo's tits in Money Train? Yeah, he had the Wesley Snipes Clause in his contract.
by Harlan Regis October 15, 2018
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weasleysexual

A person who is only attracted to members of the Weasley family.
Boy: Wanna date?

Girl: No, I am weasleysexual
by letsgotoparis December 29, 2020
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Wesley Willis

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.

I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'
by King Ninja March 3, 2004
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Wesley

God amongst Gods, Spartan Warrior, Leader of the Brave, Beast, these are but merely a few things that describe the man that Zeus himself bowed down to! The man that wins wars single handedly without the world finding out! The man that killed the Hulk and slayed Thor.
Wish I was Wesley
by Legend_killermurder October 20, 2012
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