Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

Decent Weinering

When the results of your sexual encounter leave a girl sightly satisfied, and you're mutually okay with it. She's had better for sure, but your "performance" in the 5-7 minute session somewhat made it worth her time. She won't be telling her friends about it, and that's probably for the best.

"Yeah, we still talk every now and then. I gave her a decent weinering, so we're cool".

by zhoenixx November 27, 2017

weiner crevice

When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).

Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

weiner stand

when a man can support his body's weight by balancing himself using only his penis. "

"I was doing cock push-ups and got stuck in a full on weiner stand."

by Rim Tobbs May 31, 2018

Necktie Weiner

When you're wearing a suit jacket and tie and sit down but don't unbutton the jacket and the bottom portion of the necktie forms a pseudo-weenis.

William didn't unbutton his jacket and he's got about a three-inch necktie weiner.

by TheCasm May 30, 2016

shirt weiner

when your shirt protrudes from your unzipped pants.

"Principal has a shirt weiner"! -Nelson

by big money pimpin to the max May 8, 2005

Max Weinberg

1. Drummer in the Max Weinberg 7 along with such notable characters like La Bamba.
2. See "God"

"I Love Max Weinberg's serious face stare with Conan...my dream would be for a whole show of late night to be just Conan and Max staring eachother down"

by Dave Henney July 23, 2004