Wasabibotomy

That epic moment of pain induced clarity that comes when you incinerate one or both sinuses but eating waaaaayyyy too much wasabi. That lancing, searing level of pain that make it feel like you just had a hot poker jammed into your frontal lobe, makes you cry and in extreme cases may cause a momentary lapse into Turret's like symptoms of facial ticks and random swearing.

While sitting at sushi bar, I accidentally gave myself a Wasabibotomy and had to apologize to the staff and parents for crying like a girl and cursing like a sailor.

by Spartacus O'niell May 13, 2011

wasabi burn

When you ingest to much wasabi to quickly and it runs through your nasal passages and tear ducts in a quick burning manour and makes it feel like your sinuses and nostrils are on fire.

Ouch! I ate to much wasabi and I have wasabi burn!

by AirMtb April 9, 2015

wasabi steamer

The Wasabi Steamer is a close-cousin to the Cleveland Steamer, but with a specific location and additional act. The Wasabi Steamer must be performed in a sushi bar. There must also be a generous application of wasabi paste directly to the anus of the performer prior to laying down the steamer.

When you visit Japan don't expect to see many Wasabi Steamers. They are reserved for very special occasions.

by DaisyGalaxies February 25, 2021

Wasabi Peanuts

Wasabi Peanuts are small, green, frozen balls of Hate that are shat out by the Devil. Easily confused with candied chocolates (at first visual inspection).

Guy 1 to Guy 2: "... so they were like these little green frozen balls of hate that the Devil shat out"

(Random Guy walks in at end of conversation): You mean wasabi peanuts?

Guy 1: Yeah. It's amazing that you knew exactly what I meant by that.

by farmboyandapirate February 5, 2012

Wasabi My Guest Burger

A burger that comes with wasabi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Wasabi My Guest Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

wasabi shocker

The act of spreading wasabi on your pointer, middle and pinky finger. Then proceeding to give a girl the shocker.

"Dude, last night I asked Kristina if I could give her the Wasabi Shocker as a joke, but then she said yes."

by Abigorish February 7, 2008

wasbian

a girl that was once a lesbian, but changed her ways and now only dates men.

Tom: Jamie has a boyfriend again? I thought she was still dating Stacy.

James: yeah, shes a wasbian. Her new boyfriend is a guy named Steve.

by moosammich January 13, 2009