wankie hankie

Any fabric implement used for the mopping up of semen after a good episode of one handed love making

I’m out of tissues, I need to find a wankie hankie

by Tempo82 August 5, 2019

wadsie

1. the little piece of toilet paper that you use to plug your anal leakage. Often falls out at inopportune times.

2. a particularly hilarious, if inappropriate, remark made by a highly intelligent, if verbose, man.

I can't believe that wadsie just slipped out of his mouth just as the funeral was starting.

by ripapart September 28, 2012

Wankies

Anything used to collect semen after masterbatory ejaculation. Such as towels, kleenex, old socks etc.

"I cleaned my room the other day, man there were a lot of Wankies under my bed."

by Christoper M Norton May 28, 2006

Wassied

To be so drunk that you talk, act, and think in a completely unrecognizable manner. To also be so drunk you think everyone is in love with you. From the Latin Christopher Wasserman, of Le Club Fantastique, Albany, NY.

"On her twenty first birthday, she was so wassied that you wouldn't have known it was her."

by Scoons May 13, 2005

Wanjie

a person who has crazy ass jumps and can make three-pointers in every basketball situation. Usually a last name of a black male who thinks he can get girls, but truthfully can't.

That Wanjie sure is good at basketball!
Too bad he can't get that girl he wants.

by ayweriekgdshvmnxcvus December 16, 2008

Wansley

An amzing girl with a bright, bubly personality. Very pretty, friends with everyone. She ignores her haters, and enjoys her life how it is. Friendly, nice, and smart.

Wansley is so pretty!
Wansley is so nice!

by grdfjnvgfjnhbm... September 27, 2011

Wannie

(or Juany)

A short kid with a huge ego who likes rap a lot and aint that bad at it. Kind of cute, but desperately needs attention, also mean to a lot of people.

Wannie's coming!

I slow danced with Juany and my arms were at the level of my chest.

by stray April 16, 2004