waster

A person that regularly drinks copious amounts of alcohol and acts rather drunk all the time.

Dave Curtis is such a waster.

by Anonymous December 29, 2002

air waster

someone who's entire life's work does not amount to one breath of air they waste ie justin bieber

that justin bieber is an air waster, make him and his cunt fans die and burn in hell

by penraptor April 17, 2010

Life waster

Someone who completely consumes another persons life for years until that other person is old run down and broken with nothing to show for all the years of studying and hard working.

Dick is a real life waster letch, just look at what he did to Betty’s life!

by Hagithaa May 11, 2019

Time Waster

A person you have arranged to meet to go on a date with. Who has cancelled two times in a row or more, given poor excuses and therefore, has inevitably brought you to the conclusion, that they have no actual intention of meeting you.

A time waster does this due to their own low self-esteem and leads others on because of their own sense of insecurity.

They are not to be hated or even disliked. Just felt pity for, as they are very sad, sad people.

If a person cancels on you two times or more, with poor excuses. Stop contacting them immediately! For a person with these types of emotional issues, does not make an ideal date.

In fact, quite the contrary.

I’ve been messaging this person for two weeks. We’ve arranged to meet twice now and they’ve cancelled. They’re a textbook time waster.

by Shadie Jordie July 29, 2019

Tyme-waster

Tyme-Wasters are a group of superior people who waste time. They don't attend school and live on Tyme Land. They love cows and are good at French.

Wow. Danielle is a Tyme-Waster.

Ew. You aren't a Tyme-Waster.

by cardi dyatlov September 14, 2020

Confidential waster

Someone who is pissed most of the time, and great at keeping schtum. Also a one-night soulmate you meet in the smoking area of a club and tell your innermost secrets too.

You know you can always count on me; I’m a confidential waster.

Last night a confidential waster saved my life.

by Clutz McGraw May 2, 2023

wasterfaced

beyond intoxicated, you lose motor function, eyes are lazy, face is flushed, have puked on yourself, urinated on yourself and are found passed out in random location.

hey anna its thomas i saw that asshole tyler last night he was pissing and puking all over himself in the bathroom at the bar totally wasterfaced

by Anna & Thomas March 4, 2008